400 excuses

Your mom and dad are not going to like you making excuses or creating lies, but when it comes to adults and work - we do make excuses all the time...

Do you hate your job? You'd like 400 Excuses & Lies For The Workplace from the NeatoShop (not for sale anymore).  Enclosed in this handy little tin are 400 ready-made excuses and lies to get out of working.  These flashcards are perfect for when you need a good laugh. We know you would never actually use them.

BOOM SAYS: Make your own list on fancy cards with doodles

and put them in a tin and keep them in your briefcase or knapsack.
Don't make cards at work unless it's your job...