Showing posts with label get out of jail free. Show all posts
Showing posts with label get out of jail free. Show all posts
thanks Barry!
So here is my gift to you – a Get Out of Jail Free card for those silly social situations.
Simply print, cut out, and keep in your wallet. If you want to get really serious, then I would suggest laminating it. Whenever you are short on time, or just not feeling it, simply show the card and other people are banned from complaining. Done! You are now free to only partake of the baking, cleaning, shopping, gift-giving, that you WANT to do or that are NECESSARY to keep people clean, clothed and fed. Enjoy the freedom, and you are welcome!
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Simply print, cut out, and keep in your wallet. If you want to get really serious, then I would suggest laminating it. Whenever you are short on time, or just not feeling it, simply show the card and other people are banned from complaining. Done! You are now free to only partake of the baking, cleaning, shopping, gift-giving, that you WANT to do or that are NECESSARY to keep people clean, clothed and fed. Enjoy the freedom, and you are welcome!
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