taxes are a joke (kidding)

• “The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.” –Will Rogers
• “It is more deductible to give than to receive.” –Henry Leabo
• “Some taxpayers close their eyes, some stop their ears, some shut their mouths, but all pay through the nose.” –Evan Esar
• “An income tax form is like a laundry list—either way, you lose your shirt.” –Fred Allen
• “Tax reform is when you take the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and put taxes on things that haven’t been taxed before.” –Art Buchwald
• “I figured out why Uncle Sam wears such a tall hat. It comes in handy when he passes it around.” –Soupy Sales
• “There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist—the taxidermist leaves the hide.” –Mortimer Caplan, former IRS director

I wish I was laughing... BOOM!